When you fail a test, you can see what answers you got wrong. When you lose a race, you know that you need to run faster next time. However, when you get dumped, there’s often no telling what you did wrong.
Usually, all you will get is a “Sorry, this won’t work out.” And if you press further, an “It’s not you, it’s me.” How does this help? It doesn’t, and you’ll probably make the same mistake the next time, and the next time, and ad inifinitum until you either get incredibly lucky or just give up. So that’s why I devised a simple survey to help out guys like me who just don’t have a clue.
EXIT POLL FOR GIRLS WHO DUMP ME
(aka Confession of Insecurities)
I’m sorry to see you go! Please take a moment to tell me why you’re leaving.
1. Why are you leaving?
A. Boring/Lack of Personality.
C. Too short.
D. I would be settling too low.
E. I’m not looking for a relationship now, you read the signs wrong.
F. You were into me? I never noticed.
Thanks for this helpful information!
*I’m sure all the romantics in the world will have beef with this. It’s about compatibility, it takes time, bla bla bla. Well, doctor, if that’s your only diagnosis, I’m looking for a second opinion.